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assiraphales:

assiraphales:

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

5 days ago on July 18th | J | 26,945 notes

citrusmillie:

batzzzzz:

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Rool

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

5 days ago on July 18th | J | 95,077 notes

ralfmaximus:

memewhore:

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Your task today, tumblerites, is to slip platypusary into casual conversation. Bonus points if nobody notices.

5 days ago on July 18th | J | 15,459 notes

thelapinbitch:

crazy-brazilian:

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5 days ago on July 18th | J | 148,314 notes

archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

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5 days ago on July 18th | J | 161,875 notes

saheeli-rai:

mtg-talk:

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My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

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1 week ago on July 13th | J | 40,404 notes

arundolyn:

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lady who picked up her laptop a minute ago gave me a little origami crow that was like a billion milligrams of dopamine directly into my brain

1 week ago on July 13th | J | 18,196 notes

jhoca:

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I think I know the reason why there’s only ever been one Sheik…it’s because Sheik is too powerful: no gender, only hot ninja

3 weeks ago on July 1st | J | 318 notes

yuumei-art:

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Dream Portals ✨ ☘️ 🍄

Fall asleep to the words of another world 📖

3 weeks ago on July 1st | J | 8,131 notes

short-wooloo:

mylordshesacactus:

gallusrostromegalus:

debellatis:

catchymemes:

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This is…. Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

It’s worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

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All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it’s negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it’s lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it’s cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it’s less “there’s a leak in my house” and more “OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!”

This instinct is so deep-rooted that if you play an AUDIO RECORDING of running water around beavers, they will immediately show up with mud and sticks trying to patch the nonexistent leak.

So in short, yes, when they see/hear running water and think “absolutely not”

1 month ago on June 24th | J | 217,750 notes